しあわせ　なら。。。

しあわせ　なら　て　を　たたこう

しあわせ　なら　て　を　たたこう

しあわせ　なら　たいど　で　しめせおう　よう

ほら、 みっな で　て　を　たたこう

ｓｈｉａｗａｓｅ　ｎａｒａ　ｔｅ　ｗｏ　ｔａｔａｋｏｕ ＊ｃｌａｐ　ｃｌａｐ＊

ｓｈｉａｗａｓｅ　ｎａｒａ　ｔｅ　ｗｏ　ｔａｔａｋｏｕ　＊ｃｌａｐ　ｃｌａｐ＊

ｓｈｉａｗａｓｅ　ｎａｒａ ｔａｉｄｏ　ｄｅ　ｓｈｉｍｅｓｅｏｕ　ｙｏｕ

ｈｏｒａ，　ｍｉｎｎａｄｅ　ｔｅ　ｗｏ　ｔａｔａｋｏｕ　＊ｃｌａｐ　ｃｌａｐ＊　

1.         All your music is illegal, and your parents are proud of you for saving money.

2.         You’re excited to go to Costco.

3.         When schoolwork is returned to you, people look over your shoulder to see what score you got.

4.         You make your own ringtones.

5.         You’ve been playing the piano for at least 3 years.

6.         The person who taught you to play the piano was Asian.

7.         You speak in your native language at home.

8.         You’re the first person to do extra credit work, even though your grade is a 98%.

9.         Your parents are not going to let you marry a non-Asian.

10.       You weren’t planning on marrying a non-Asian.

11.       You can spin a pencil around your fingers.

12.       You buy groceries from an Asian supermarket that none of your friends have heard of.

13.       English is your worst grade, even though you speak English.

14.       Summer break is a time for you to get ahead of the other kids academically.

15.       No one can pronounce the names of the songs and artists on your iPod.

16.       You have the soundtrack of your favorite video games.

17.       You got those soundtracks illegally.

18.       You still have all your Pokemon cards, and you’re hoping to sell them for a profit someday.

19.       You love Final Fantasy games.

20.       You have cool clothes that no one else would ever think of wearing, but they look good on you.

21.       You have awesome hair.

22.       Someone’s told you that your hair was awesome.

23.       Anime and manga are your specialty.

24.       You’ve dyed your hair a wild color before.

25.       You’d prefer an Asian boyfriend or girlfriend.

26.       Your favorite singer doesn’t speak English, instead, an Asian dialect.

27.       You know what dialect means.

28.       You own cute glasses for weekends, and colored contacts for weekdays.

29.       You know what Gatsby Moving Rubber is, and you use it.

30.       You have bangs that almost touch your eyes and no one calls you emo.

31.       You find non-Asians unattractive.

32.       You’ll have a huge party when we elect an Asian president.

33.       You heat spaghetti with chopsticks.

34.       You have the coolest electronics.

35.       Your ringtone isn’t English, it’s some Asian song no one knows.

36.       Sometimes you talk with an Asian accent just for fun.

37.       You eat rice and noodles at least once a day.

38.       People generally think you’re smart.

39.       You’re fun to be around.

40.       People have told you at least once, “open your eyes!”

41.       Non-Asians annoy you.

42.       You’re good at making DVDs on your computer.

43.       You’ve been called “Asian” before.

44.       You have a Facebook instead of a Myspace.

45.       You enjoy math.

46.       You get really offended when people confuse your Asian ethnicity with another Asian ethnicity.

47.       You know who Utada Hikaru and Se7en are.

48.       You have cute pencils, erasers, and pencil bag.

49.       0.5 lead is your preference.

50.       You’re shopping and want something you see just because you know no one else has it.

51.       You start speaking an Asian dialect when a cop tries to give you a ticket or something.

52.       Your YouTube friends are Asian, or at least they say they are.

54.       Your YouTube favorites have Asian videos in it.

55.       You know your parents’ password, but they don’t know you do.

56.       You write mean things about teachers on your binder, but in a different language.

57.       You eat lunch with Asian kids.

58.       You only consider Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, Korean, and Vietnamese to be Asian.

59.       You’ve been to Japan Town or China Town.

60.       You’re the kid who starts to study for finals the day after school starts.

61.       People are jealous of you.

62.       You cuss at people in an Asian language.

63.       You’re teaching kids to cuss in Asian languages.

64.       Girls: You’ve worn a tie and blouse before. Boys: You’ve straightened and styled your hair before.

65.       You know at least 5 people who speak the same Asian language as you.

66.       People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate.

67.       At restaurants, you order water ~ cause it’s free.

68.       You always cheer for the Asian guy in the Olympics.

69.       You buy soy sauce by the gallon.

70.       Your family owns a butcher knife that’s bigger than your head.

71.       You know a martial art.

72.       You think Panda Express is American food.

73.       You’re last name is one syllable.

74.       You can say, “I don’t think he’s Japanese, I think he’s Korean.” and be right.

75.       You started preparing to go to college in Jr. High.

76.       “Made in USA” is actually a big turnoff to you.

77.       You suck at football.

78.       You have a million cute little notebooks laying around your house doing nothing.

79.       You drive to Taco Bell or McDonalds just to take the straws and napkins.