The time was 6:30 am ... the ground was misty and slippery ...my speed was 20mph/32.19kph

I was looking both ways before the entersection , clear clear clear  CRAP a car coming , tried to stop , not working , car tried to stop ? Female driver , (they suck) well she did not stop untill I flew 10 feet in the air .... as I landed I noticed my cellphone was in my hand !  Crap , just 1 block from the HOUSE , anyways , on my back  is backpack , skateboard rolled away somewhere , the woman was trying to say sit still you are in shock .  I said I am fine , just calling my bro for advice . He answers and says turn to ninja smoke and dissappear . I stood Up , turned into black Ninja smoke and was gone.  I vaporize 14miles away within 20 mins at work.  The time is now 8am and I am emailing to say, I am fine !

Drink whole milk and you will have strong bones like me. (Actually my jump and fast reflexes saved me. )

Jasonic