He's been trying with limited success

To get this girl to let him get into her dress

But every time he thinks he's getting close

She threatens death before he gets a chance

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And she's been tryin with limited success

To get him to turn out the lights and dance

'Cause like any girl all she really wants

Is that fickle little bitch romance

That fickle little bitch romance

And that is why a girl is called a tease

And that is why a guy is called a sleaze

And that's why God made escort agencies

One life to live and mace and GHB.