today was rele tiring and frustrating..

ok my mom came in my room and woke me up.. and she was like.. the noisiest mom everever (i love her still)..

she yelled and she yelled and the whole house crumbled down.. ok just kidding..

but chyea early morning and you hear your mom yelling negative things about you.. to you..

wow.. what a way to start your day..

i went to school @7:30am.. i was already late.. i lost my id a week ago.. they wouldnt let me in the school.. i showed them my cor.. THEY STILL WOULDNT LET ME IN..

i got pissed.. smoked 3 cigarettes.. then went to IPAD internet cafe..

the staff of the cafe greeted me.. "wow..umagang umaga dota agad?" ("wow.. dota so early in the morning?")

i blankly said "syempre cool ako eh haha.." (yea that's right cuz im cool haha")

so i sat on the pc.. opend msn.. opened ym.. opened warcraft III

and i said to myself.. "why the fuk am i skipping class and playing dota early morning when i should be on our classroom earning those required points?"..

but well.. i played dota anyways..

i played yurnero..

i pawned a hero..

got pawned back 12 times

teammates fuking up at me swearing like.. "putang ina ang noob mo" ("you are such a noob muthafuka")

and chyeah.. i got pissed.. quitted the game.. changed my dota name (cuz they're gonna look for every pc for you and punch you in the head)

and joined another game..

and so on and so forth.. i wasted 100php just for playing dota 5hrs.. (100php =more than $2)

so chyea.. i went to the shawarma house.. and bought shawarma and rice..

i <3 eating shawarma with rice..

finished the meal.. went to lerma.. found my buddies.. asked me why i didnt attend class.. (i answered "syemre cool ako eh")

and that was when it all started..

my tummy went haywire.. muthafukin tummy wants to unload liquified sh!t!!!

so i immediately said goodbye to my buddies and went home..

saw my sister with her husband and my cute little "pamangkin".

i thought.. wtf are they doing here?? its tuesday..

turns out.. today was my sister's husband's birthday..

so i picked up my sister's bag (cuz im a good brother.. she cant carry her baby and her bags at the same time)

and went to the elevator.. (take note.. my tummy was still going haywire)

ok.. elevator descending.. 22nd floor.. 21st.. 20th.. 19th.. STOPPED!! MUTHAFUKAS ON THE 19TH FLOOR!!!! ARRRGH..

ok 18th.. 17th.. blah blah..

ok the elevator stopped to 6 more floors and i finally was able to enter it.. go to my room on the 15th.. ran to the bathroom.. sat on the toilet bowl.. and RELEASED IT ALLLLL!! yes yes.. all!! ooooooooooohhhhhh.. amen..... <3333333 toiletbowl

and i got so tired.. i fell asleep..

i woke up at 5pm.. i missed 2 off my classes..

i hurried back to school.. forgot that they wont let me in..

tried to use an alternative way.. got pissed and tired on the way..

so i just went to this internet shop and glued my ass on this chair where im sitting at..

this day sucked balls big time..

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no classes tomorrow.. wohoo i can finally rest..

-joms